okay so imagine two stick figures, ones blue and ones green. One owns Greenland[the blue one] and the other owns Iceland[the green one. This is how i think the conversation went between them on how to name the countries.
[the I stands for G is the green stick guy and B is the blue stick guy]
G

kay so how are we going to name our countries??
B:Well i want people to come to my countrie so i can have a good economy.
G: And i dont want people to come to my land cause it will get to crowded.
B: Well we could call my land Greenland so people think that its sunny and warm over at my place.
G: We could call my place Iceland so people think its cold and barren at my place! Good thinking.
B: Thank you. So its settled, im Greenland and you're Iceland. Its perfect!
G: Will you kindly join me in an evil laugh?
B: Why wouldn't i.
G: O by the way dibs on smiling rainbows, GREEN Siberian monkeys, strawberries, and magical unicorns.
B:Then i call mid evil midgets, cannibal kittens, super sonic dragons, and leprechauns that pick pocket you.
G: ok deal.
B: Deal.
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months later.
There are two terrorist ones black ones red. red is dewey and blacks well black. They are the alaskan terrorist.
[d= Dewey. B= black]
D: i wantz to go zomewhere warm and sunny. im tired of tiz cold.
B: Miz to. I heardz of a plaze call Greenland. it soundz greeny and zunny.
D: really! wiz should go ther zsome time. Maby they'll have smiling rainbowz,GREEN Siberian monkeyz, strawberriesz and magical unicornz.
B: Dewey youz a horrible terrorist. we zshould think evilnesz. Not happinezz.
D: szorry. Can we go soon??
B: We szhall leave toniht!
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the next day.
D: YAY weve reached da countrie!
B: Yes yes very goodz. we can now be caulled te Greenland terroristz!
D: Yeppe!
They got off and saw the icey snow covering every inch of the horizon.
B: Whatz tis! Thez iz not green!
D tis mean no smiling rainbows or GREEN Siberian monkeys.
B: yez it does mean no happinesz. But it does mean mid evil midgets and super sonic dragons and other mischievous monsters.
D:aww i wantzed zome strawberriesz.
well thats the end. this went through my head last night i couldn't sleep and i kept thinking about Greenland and Iceland being named like that soo ya i made a story up in my head while i waz tired.